(Instructed to name himself for one such encounter, Danny comes up with “Lunesta”: “Isn’t that a sleeping aid?” asks a puzzled knight.) Confessing upfront that “I’m not really into the whole buddy-buddy, let’s go do stuff together sort of thing,” he’s horrified to learn he’ll be spending time with Augie in his medieval kingdom role-playing game, where agonizingly earnest players dressed as knights, plebes, and princesses spend their afternoons planning monthly showdown battles. Only when Wheeler introduces Ronnie to his KISS records collection do they recognize their bottom-line mutual interest: “boobies.”ĭanny is less inclined to make friends with nerdy Augie (Christopher Mintz-Plasse). After accusing his new big of trying to “grab my joint,” Ronnie sends his new “bee-yatch” to buy him juice (“Don’t get me that from-concentrate shit”), then proceeds to steal his car and call him more names (“I’m not your pal, Vanilla!”). Thompson), less a character than a walking joke, namely, the cute-kid-spewing-foul-language joke. She assigns Wheeler to angrily fatherless Ronnie (Bobb’e J. A onetime crackhead, Gayle is now, she beams plastically, “addicted to helping,” though she’s not averse to using her scary past to threaten her workers (“Don’t bullshit a bullshitter,” she warns, I’ve been to prison, the prison of drugs, alcohol, and sick thoughts!”). Their oh-so-ironic punishment is to serve 150 hours as “role models” for boys in a program called “Sturdy Wings.”Ĭonceived and managed by Gayle (Jane Lynch, who is sublime), the organization pairs “bigs” (mentors) with “littles” in need of fatherlike oversight. This crisis (“Wow, today sucks”) leads Danny to behave even more badly - in front of the children to whom he is supposed to be, as he puts it, “selling poison.” After suggesting that kids take drugs “because they’re awesome,” Danny drives the Minotaur van over a statue on school grounds, whereupon he and Wheeler (riding shotgun) are charged with multiple crimes (“You guys are fucked,” assesses Beth, professionally). His moments of lucidity (he apologizes for being a “dickish dick”) ensure that he will eventually be redeemed, but for now, because the film needs a plot-jumping zap, Beth breaks off the relationship. Suddenly (or yet again?) imagining a future of riding around in a van adorned with giant horns, Danny is despondent and mean-spirited. Their breakup is ostensibly triggered when he’s less than thrilled by the surprise party she throws for his10th year with Minotaur.
He abuses coffee chop clerks and frets in front of Beth, because, you know, she’s an energetic, smart lawyer and has nothing better to do than comfort her go-nowhere beau. Danny’s not quite so round as Seth Rogen, but he’s in that ballpark, emotional retardation-wise. Danny’s the sort of leading man who’s become popular lately - immature and restless, palling around with supporting men of similar persuasions. None of these questions is answered in Role Models. Why, he wonders, is longtime girlfriend Beth (Elizabeth Banks) suddenly restless? What has he done to deserve his soul-killing job, pitching Minotaur Energy Drink to high schoolers? And why, oh why, is his best friend and pitch partner the monstrously indefatigable Wheeler (Seann William Scott)? Nevertheless, what she achieved so far, is a remarkable example for every girl, that everything is possible, as long as you do work hard for it and believe in yourself! Imagine the hard rocky road she has come so far, and look at where she is now: A beautiful, blonde doll, with amazing tits and a hot body.Danny (Paul Rudd) is at a loss. Just take a look at the progress she has made so far, and still she continues to enhance herself and to bring her body into shape even more. As a true bimbo, she got her boobs done and underwent several other beauty enhancing surgeries.
With huge effort, amazing discipline, exhausting workout and countless hours in the gym, she managed to lose weight in a dramatic measure, shaping her body towards perfection in relentless dedication. But our next bimbo rolemodel is different: Here we have Sammi Sprinkles, a perfect example for a powerful girl, who can achieve what ever she wants through hard work and total dedication! Sammi weighed over 300lbs (136kg) and, let’s be honest, was a little more than just chubby. We’ve seen some awesome transformations already Girls going from plain wallflowers to stunning bimbo dolls, and sexy, enhanced babes.
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